Of all the random message JavaScripts here at TJS, I probably like this one
the most. It's hilarious! The JavaScript will randomly pick and write a
quote to your web page. They're all funny! You'll love 'em!
The JavaScript Source: Text Effects: Random Funny Quote
Simply click inside the window below, use your cursor to highlight the script, and copy (type Control-c or Apple-c) the script into a new file in your text editor (such as NotePad or SimpleText) and save (Control-s or Apple-s). The script is yours!